meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

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tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

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flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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meladoodle:

15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25

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allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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alizena:

This could be us but you keep calling the police

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alizena:

This could be us but you keep calling the police

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chloeruby:

BONJOUR LOS ANGELES

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chloeruby:

BONJOUR LOS ANGELES

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10 things you should give up to be happy

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. Give up your need to always be right.

2. Give up your need for control.

3. Give up blame.

4. Give up your self-defeating self-talk, and your limiting beliefs.

5. Give up complaining.

6. Give up your need to impress others.

7. Give up your resistance to change.

8. Give up your fears.

9. Give up your excuses.

10. Give up on living your life to fit other peoples’ expectations.

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