trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via heart)

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cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

(Source: 2econdwave, via wwwildfire)

Timestamp: 1409374273

cybergay:

blowinonglitter:

cybergay:

jwanwan:

cybergay:

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

(Source: 2econdwave, via wwwildfire)

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

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pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend
image

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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Timestamp: 1408397620

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

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