nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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@ZozeeBo: Guys, I never said I was giving up pizza. I’d rather cut off my own hand!! hahahah Just was going to try more. Pizza is my second boyfriend.

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@ZozeeBo: Guys, I never said I was giving up pizza. I’d rather cut off my own hand!! hahahah Just was going to try more. Pizza is my second boyfriend.

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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

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jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

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ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

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dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

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tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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Reblog if your penis is on fire right now like actually in flames

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flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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